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Here's a collection of kitty-related photos, cartoons, and funnies that have crossed our desks lately. Because many of these items are distributed via email without indication of who created them, many may not have credits. Where authorship was indicated, credit will be noted.

We hope these will give you a smile! And, if you have something to share for publication in future issues, please send them to kittyscoop@folsomfelines.org.

Cats in Funny Places

"I love cats because I love my home and little by little they become its visible soul."
- Jean Cocteau

Politically Correct Cat Definitions

My cat does not break things; she helps gravity do its job.

My cat does not gobble; she eats with alacrity.

My cat does not scratch; he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

My cat does not yowl; he is an operatic off-key singer.

My cat is not a "shedding machine"; she is a hair relocation stylist.

My cat does not barf hairballs; he is a floor/rug redecorator.

My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile"; she enjoys the proximity of food.

My cat is not a bed hog; he is a mattress appreciator.

My cat does not have substance abuse issues; she is catnip-appreciative.

My cat is not a lap fungus; he is bed-selective.

My cat is not a pest; she is attention deprived.

My cat is not fat; he is mass enhanced.

My cat is not hydrophobic; she has an inability to appreciate moisture.

My cat is not evil; she is badness enhanced.

My cat is not lazy; he is motivationally challenged.

My cat is not underfoot; she is shepherding me to my next destination -- the food dish.

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